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22 December 2005 @ December 22, 2005
THE GIRL IS PREGNANTAN!!!

18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a matureand distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armanisuit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father and the mother, and the girl and tells them:"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a town house, a beach front villa and a $1,000,000 bankaccount. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a$2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmlyon the man's shoulder and tells him..............."You f#ck her again” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lolz, lame rite?
12 December 2005 @ December 12, 2005
Today, i finnaly sorted up all my nice nice animated pics, let me show u 1 of each type. and i will definitely show the rest in future entries...

dancing
*ai de hao ma pai*
yes or no, rote or wrong
sooo siok!
hooyah!
hahah
roof!
cute frogy!
yummy fish
bleh!
he!
no!!!
10 December 2005 @ December 10, 2005


Check this out...
today, i went counting the no of these animated pics.
I found out that i have abt + of them!!!!

Xiao rite? Nvm...it is oso a good sign too, coz the next few entries i can show u all the fun emails and pics i have and u'll sure have a quite eventful time reading. Howveer, i have to go now, coz my tummy's growling...bb
08 December 2005 @ December 08, 2005
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohoooo
see wat i found today...



octopussy...


icy...


sheepy...


damm cute rite?
I found it when i was exploring a website - click on the link @ my clock
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Haiz..
can any1 tell me how to do the travelling hw?
I dunno how to do leh...
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Christine sent me many email these days... let me share 1 with u

06 December 2005 @ December 06, 2005

Some fun website tat I recommand u

see some funny flash - http://www.flashfunpage.com

see wat happens when a girl meets a police on the street giving summons - http://vh.shu.edu.tw/~wang/flash/movie/taipeigirl.swf

see wat berry do u represent - http://campus.youthwant.com.tw/school/ex_berry

see how a senior write a letter to his junior to decline her 'love' - http://www.asknlearn.com/eduservice/forum/download.asp?id=212938&f=3.jpg

see wat happens when a man dun use his full effort to tell a lady sth -
http://www.asknlearn.com/eduservice/forum/download.asp?id=214858&f=Picture%20147.gif

see a flash made by sb called xiao dong abt tonghua, so-called new version of tonghua's mtv -
http://www.lcbtv.com/flash/movie/tonghua.swf

OooOooOooOooOooOooOooOooOooOooOooOooOooOooOooOooOooOooOooOooOooOooOooO
05 December 2005 @ December 05, 2005
k, let u see some of the things u can find in my secret folder...

Kawaiiiiiiii!


*A BIG SIGH*
Yesterday, I watch another edpisode of my favourites I mention the previous Sunday or was it Monday's entry.
Have u wandered y i like to watch cartoons? No? Nvamind, pretend I am talking to myself. I'll like to tell u the 3 reasons to this quite useless question.
1) Bcoz I m childish
2) Bcoz I m afraid to face horrible truths in real life
3) Bcoz I m trying to find topic to talk with my frens in sch
Are these acceptable? :~( Nvamind, maybe nobody would bother to read this entry. So sad, howeva, I believe tat there are still some kind souls out there like u read my entry.
Awww... Thx! As a reward, I shall give a a BIG hug o{ and a warm kiss *...
03 December 2005 @ December 03, 2005
Everyday, is just another boring day, another computer games and blogging day, another tv day and slacking day. Have to do this, coz i dun like to go out shopping etc. I rather stay @ home do wat i like to do. *sigh* Today, have to mop the floor again, coz my papa and bro coming back home late.
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becoz of my boringness, i did quizes like yesterday again.

What Your Sleeping Position Says

You are calm and rational.
You are also giving and kind - a great friend.
You are easy going and trusting.
However, you are too sensible to fall for mind games.
What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You ?


What Your Underwear Says About You

Your underwear is probably really, really old.

You're sexy, in that pinup girl, tease sort of way.
The Underwear Oracle


Your Delia's Bedroom Is
Velvet Petal
What Delias Bedroom Should You Have?


Your Sexy Boots Are
Gabriella Rocha Nau‏ght
What Sexy Boots Are You?


Your Inner Lip Color Is
Flair
What's Your Inner Lip Color?

You are a New Age Girl!

You're bright, opinionated, and dedicated to changing the world.
Even if it's one hybrid car at a time, you do you part to make things better.
In fact, you may be so busy with your causes that you have little time for love.
Take an extra yoga class or two, and you just might meet New Age Guy!
What Kind of Girl Are You?

Your Element is Earth

Your power color: yellow

Your energy: balancing

Your season: changing of seasons

Dedicated and responsible, you are a rock to your friends.
You are skilled at working out even the most difficult problems.
Low key and calm, you are happiest when you are around loved ones.
Ambitious and goal oriented, you have long term plans to be successful.
What Element Are You?

You Can Hang With the Guys and the Girls

You've struck a good balance between girlie and laid back.
You can keep it casual but when you dress up, you are as girly as the next girl.
How Girlie Are You?

You Are a Very Good Girl

You are 90% Good and 10% Bad
You're a perfect angel - almost impossibly so
Don't you ever feel like being a little bad?!?
Are You a Good Girl or a Bad Girl?

You're a Depressed Drunk

You know that distinct taste of tears and vodka real well.
What Kind of Drunk Are You?

Your Hidden Talent

You're super sensitive and easily able to understand situations.
You tend to solve complex problems in a flash, without needing a lot of facts.
Decision making is easy for you. You have killer intuition.
The right path is always clear, and you're a bit of a visionary.
What's Your Hidden Talent?

Your Animal Personality

Your Power Animal: Deer

Animal You Were in a Past Life: Panda

You are a fun-seeker - an adventurous, risk-taker.
While you are spontaneous, you are not very rational.
The Animal Personality Test


Your Eyes Should Be Violet

Your eyes reflect: Mystery and allure

What's hidden behind your eyes: A quiet passion
What Color Should Your Eyes Be?


Your Mood Ring is Light Purple

Clever
Witty
Sharp
Mood Ring Generator

You Are Uptown

You are classy, cultured, and well educated. You are an expert on the finer things in live.
Your city girl persona loves all of the opportunities a city offers. But only in the best neighborhoods.
Are You Uptown or Downtown?

Your Fashion Style is Classic

You like what's stood the test of time...
Simple, well styled clothes that don't scream trendy
You stay updated and modern, but your clothes stay in style for a while
You wouldn't be caught in animal prints, fake fur, or super bright colors
What's Your Fashion Style?
01 December 2005 @ December 01, 2005
Walao! Wushu yesterday damm jia lad, most probably my coach come back from China and become xiao liao!!! Dunno wat the heck going on in his brain. Gave us such a tough training - say tat it is for yr own good, this is called recovering from the holidays training, blah, blah, blah

It's just not fair to those who didn come for the training lor! hmph!!!!!

Today, i ventured the blogthings again, and this time, more ridiculous quizes, lolx. and 1 of them answered the question many pple asked, y is yr blog blue...


You Should Learn Japanese

You're cutting edge, and you are ready to delve into wacky Japanese culture.
From Engrish to eating contests, you're born to be a crazy gaijin. Saiko!
What Language Should You Learn?


Your Blog Should Be Blue

Your blog is a peaceful, calming force in the blogosphere.
You tend to avoid conflict - you're more likely to share than rant.
From your social causes to cute pet photos, your life is a (mostly) open book.
What Color Should Your Blog or Journal Be?


Your Celebrity Sisters Are Mary-Kate and Ashley

Funky, eccentric, and offbeat
You're not a good girl or a bad girl, just a weird girl
Who Are Your Celebrity Sisters?


You Are Practically Plastic

You're so beautiful that it's almost unreal
Unfortunately, you're attitude's a little unreal too
Everyone knows you're super hot - no need to remind them
You've got it going on, so stop obsessing!
Are You Obsessed With Your Looks?


You Are 13 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
What Age Do You Act?


Your Personality Is

Idealist (NF)


You are a passionate, caring, and unique person.
You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals.

You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily.
Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings.

You seek out other empathetic people to befriend.
Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships.

In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily.

At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career.

With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone.

As far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style.

On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours.
The Three Question Personality Test


You Are Not Scary

Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet?
How Scary Are You?


You Are Likely a Third Born

At your darkest moments, you feel vulnerable.
At work and school, you do best when you're comparing things.
When you love someone, you tend to like to please them.

In friendship, you are loyal to one person.
Your ideal careers are: sales, police officer, newspaper reporter, inventor, poet, and animal trainer.
You will leave your mark on the world with inventions, poetry, and inspiration.
The Birth Order Predictor


You Have a Phlegmatic Temperament

Mild mannered and laid back, you take life at a slow pace.
You are very consistent - both in emotions and actions.
You tend to absorb set backs easily. You are cool and collected.

It is difficult to offend you. You can remain composed and unemotional.
You are a great friend and lover. You don't demand much of others.
While you are quiet, you have a subtle wit that your friends know well.

At your worst, you are lazy and unwilling to work at anything.
You often get stuck in a rut, without aspirations or dreams.
You can get too dependent on others, setting yourself up for abandonment.
What Temperment Are You?


Arty Kid

Whether you were a drama freak or an emo poet, you definitely were expressive and unique.

You're probably a little less weird these days - but even more talented!
Who Were You In High School?


Your Observation Skills Get A C+

You tend to notice the big things in life...
But the details aren't exactly to your forte
How Observant Are You?